J.I.R: JOCK INCIDENT REPORT
INCIDENT: Scaly/old/crusty/skid marked jocks found under the pillow of a rider (a.k.a – Darren) - Darren slept all night with them under said pillow.
Location of incident: Warraweena Station, Darren’s bedroom.
Process time of this report to get the final AMTRA findings (as explained to Darren): 24-36 months – all reports to be submitted in triplicate in your best handwriting.
Incident time: Sometime before dinner - allegedly, Scaly/ old /crusty /skid marked jocks were placed.
Outcome: Darren said he slept great. Best night sleep, must have been from all the fumes from alleged jocks placed under the pillow.
Possible people that may have known: Everyone except Darren!
Time before Darren found who did it after blaming people: 4 days
Suspects: Unknown (Ian did it, laughing)